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Nic Roads

Aug 2, 2022
7 min

#22: Puppies vs. Zombies

Shoot. Something awful just happened. To be fair, lots of fantastic stuff has happened lately, and I’ll get to those in a bit… but right...

Nic Roads

Jun 29, 2022
11 min

#21: Puppy Preparedness

Hello again, my wonderful fellow brain-munchers, I'm happy to report that despite Amazon's bizarre, somewhat bestial mistake in placing...

Nic Roads

May 24, 2022
11 min

#20: Springtime Slobbering

Ah, spring. The snow is gone, the flowers are growing, and warm, delicious daylight beckons us out of our humble homes. Once outside,...

Nic Roads

Apr 20, 2022
12 min

#19: BoreDom of the Dead

Hey there, If you've been reading my newsletters for a while, you probably know by now that most of my monthly updates involve me...

#18: Show me the meaning... of poop emojis.

Nic Roads

Mar 16, 2022
8 min

#18: Show me the meaning... of poop emojis.

Hey there, So, as I mentioned last month, I got reconstructive knee surgery a couple of days ago. As I write this, I'm lying in bed, high...

Nic Roads

Feb 16, 2022
12 min

#17: I'm getting knifed!

Hey friend, Whoa, that email opener sounded kinda spammy, right? "Hey friend." Eesh. Sorry about that. I've been getting so many spam...

Nic Roads

Jan 18, 2022
6 min

#16: Zamn that Zoom...

<SIGH> Right now, I’m at my kitchen table trying to write these words while my superhumanly bored seven-year-old wiggles, squeals, and...

#15: Do you hate the sound of your own voice?

Nic Roads

Dec 28, 2021
3 min

#15: Do you hate the sound of your own voice?

Hey there, fellow Holiday zombie, Don't worry: this isn't my regular monthly newsletter, where I demand your undivided attention on my...

Nic Roads

Dec 11, 2021
4 min

#14: An apocalyptic gift for you!

Hey there, I'm going to keep it short and sweet this time (I know, if I were a character in Brooklyn Nine Nine, that would probably be...

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